A glad heart makes a cheerful face.
—Proverbs 15:13
If you’re not in the mood to smile, you might want to skip today’s post.
Richard Lederer stitched together student bloopers collected by teachers, as follows . . .
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies who wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. Areas of that dessert were cultivated by irritation.
We learn from the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, that Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw, and Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins. Solomon, one of his sons had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Smile. Your face won’t crack.